Can NOT beleive that happened...

Just the other night as i was going through the nightly routine of giving the little one a bath. She did something that really surprised me. She stood up, which is usually the sign for get out of my way, I'm going to pee, but this time... there was no pee! Instead there was one...two...THREE!! Three "poops" dropped into the tub. I never panicked like this before.

Within seconds she was out of the bath basket and into the actual tub. I lifted the basket in an attempt to contain the poop but of course the basket has holes. I did my best to dump the water and turds i to the toilet but lost a couple back into the tub. Spilling water EVERYWHERE, I dropped the basket and did what any brave father would do when his daughter is threatened by a floating mass of yuck bound towards her. I reached into the water... grabbed the poopie... and threw...yes I THREW the nugget into the toilet.

Immediately after I waved my hand in the air as if it were on fire and the flames would not go out. Now I am no stranger to gross and nasty but that was... something else.

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When all the dust cleared, there was my little angel looking at me like I was a madman. If she could say something to me at that moment, it would have been, "Quit acting like a baby, it's just poop. I get it on my hands all the time".

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