Friday Night was Crap...

The perfect ending to a long, stress filled week would be to come home and take my shoes off. Grab a glass of wine, after greeting my lovely wife a kid of course, and sitting on the ground playing some games. This would be best paired with Chinese food once the baby is down to sleep. Most Friday's look like this but not this Friday. 

This Friday we were held hostage by Mealz and a serious bout of constipation. Normally we can deal rather quickly with this but on this occasion it was different. As Lex went to grab our Pho for the evening, I proceeded with bath time which normally gets thing all loose and... flowing? After a 40 minute struggle in the bath it was time to move on. So after the dreadful enema she still wasn't the pooh flow. As gross as it may be, that's all we wanted, especially since our Pho was now getting cold and it going to past an hour of her bedtime.  

Finally after a couple hours of pushing the baby came out at a smaller than expected size. It's a funny thing when you have a kid. There comes a time when you would want nothing more than to see poop come out of your kids butt. This was one of those times. 

Our Friday night was a crappy one but at least the kid crapped and clocked out. 

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